At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.

Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.

Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.

Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*

Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.

Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

mercutio: i can see what's happening

benvolio: what?

mercutio: and they don't have a clue!

benvolio: stop

mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two

benvolio: people are dying

aiulbones:

Season 3 didn’t go so well, Sam.  Just saying.

The past month has been bleh, but hopefully I’ll be drawing more quality comics like this one in the near future.

(via notbuccky)